A taste of the Qatari spirit.
The Qatari band, established in 2024, offers a royal insight into Qatar’s rich cultural contributions to the Western world.
We are thrilled to present to the world our debut single, paying homage to the legendary Eurovision Song Contest. Regrettably, Qatar has not yet participated in the competition, but we are actively working towards it…
As you may be aware, Qatar is highly engaged in the West, with its influence evident in the economy, universities, and streets. Our song encapsulates Qatar’s spirit and vision for integration into the Western world…
Join us on the dance floor with our chart-topping hit…
We hope you enjoy it!
We are Qatar we are your friends.
We own Harrods and Paris San Germaine.
We make money from natural gas.
And use it to make Europe a mess.
We help the migrants cross the fence.
We fund the mosques which incite the masses.
With Al Jazeera we set the mood.
For Europe to submit to the Muslim Brotherhood.
We are Qatar, we are the best.
We want sharia law to rule over the west.
Boys liking boys are an abomination.
And are really into female humiliation.
We have a lot of money.
We think your democracy is funny.
Our leader is Emir Al Thani.
And Sheikha Moza reconstructed her punani.
We are Qatar, we have a dream.
For all of Europe to join the Islamic team.
We have a plan, we’re well ahead –
Pretty soon you will convert, or it will be bad.